Sunday, January 18, 2015

That First Time When You Fall in Love With a Female Bodybuilder

So, let's accept it. We Are Schmoes, and pretty proudly!!!

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But, what was your first moment? Offline? Online? Can you recall it? Don't you think it is important to share that it is important to share considering that millenniums of millennial generation of schmoes are going to have all kind of weir google searches in the coming few years to quench their thirst???

Exactly, thinking that, I thought of writing this. I guess there is an interesting post on 6ft1swell.bogspot dot com on this. But, I had to share my experience and I hope that I get interesting experiences shared  in the comments section. Guys and gals, be anonymous or whatver, but please take the effort to type on your keyboard regarding your experience.

So, here goes mine.

Offline first.

The first one was probably when I was 5, well away from my puberty and trying to understand the mystery behind it.!. I saw twin women, both were easily taller than 6 feet. They were talking to one another in a very crowded market. The set-up was Indian, at a very crowded market. In India, where the average height is less than 5 feet 8 inches, a sight of 2 women taller than 6 feet is quite a delight for a schmoe. Now, I was hardly 5 years old in my 1st grade. But, these twin laqdies send some kind of an under-current throughout my body... I was just shivering at their sight at such a tender age. I have to say that I was probably a born schmoe,Otherwise, this was not possible from a rational point of view. The twin ladies were enormous. They were just enormous. Tall, wearing an Indian saree, lascivious and proud of their mass. Deep black eyes and probably their sexual stamina was unsatisfied. As I gow up, that's the clearest picture that I remember at that age of visiting a market. Till date.

Second, my school teacher in standard 5. Her name was Asifa Ma'am. She was a pure champion if she were to get into a mass contest. A lady with almost 6 feet in height, looking big on all parts. So, a concept of female bodybuilders does not really exist in India. All I am talking about is large size giant amazon woman. My teacher scared the hell out of me purely because of her size. She was found to be attractive by both sexes, by all other faculty members and what not. A beautiful womanly hair style on a 6 feet frame, always wearing a saree or a punjabi kurta-pajama where her arms and body parts were exploding out of the dress, she was a sight to observe in daily life. Her daughter was a small petite and beautiful girl who was the talk of the town! Well, a smaller size husband could be the only way out to have that!Her breasts were one of the largest that I have ever seen till date that appeared to have exploded from her blouse/sari. The thighs could probably contain all our books. And the way she holded a steel scale, she was a sight to watch. Pure macho is the only word that I can count!!

My school teacher Asifa, the purest giant I have ever seen. A walking mountain. As we grow, we know how much did the other male teachers try to impress her in school!



Online.

I shared password with my elder brother, or rather vice versa. I liked checking the forwarded emails. Once, there was a forwarded email on the topic, 'Don't Allow Your Wife to go Gym'. It showed the progression of an ordinary housewife to a regular female bodybuilder. I guess I had checked it when I was 18, in the year 2005. And I clearly remember, it was a female bodybuilder named Pamela. There could be no other FBB other than Pamela Howard. So, in the regular world, it was Pamela Anderson all around for me then in the porn world. I guess, this other Pamela impressed me more than the silicon beauty and I've had frequent visits to internet for this. The preferences had clearly changed.

I got my internet on the 5th of March, 2007. An unlimited broadband internet connection which was purely a new life for me in an otherwise depressing world. I could go on and on with my regular internet surfing and what not. But, a look on Lucy Pinder, the UK model with big boobs. And then, I somehow switched towars FBB stuff unknowingly! No U-turn after that. One of the first that I remember seeing in June 2007 was Monica Martin and her exceptionally written MySpace profile. Then came Jennifer Kennedy, then Angela Salvagno and Heather Policky and what not. I still believe that 2006 - 2008 was the golden age of FBB worship. Take any famous FBB, and she was under 40 in that period. Take any famous FBB and she nwas probably in her prime at that time. Be it Gina Davis off season, or Brigita Brezovac getting married and becoming huge or 25-year old Heather Policky astonishing you with her sheer musculature or her body as a sculpture!

That's how it all starts and ends with me. What about you? I am willing to note down!

Regards,
NoOne